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Hippochristian 

One who claims they're a church-going, Jesus-loving, god-fearing, moral person who follows the teachings of Jesus, but actually behaves to the contrary, or propagates hatred instead.
Did you see the news last night? That gay-bashing evangelist Ted Haggard was busted buying meth and gay sex from a male prositute!!! Ha. ha. ha... What a Hippochristian!

OR

Did you ever notice that Born Again Christians hate everybody? What Hippochristians!
Hippochristian by Bolly Bopah February 8, 2007
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Hypochristian 

(N) A person who states that they are a Christian, believe in Christian values, and may even preach the gospel, yet are hateful and unforgiving. Such a person will often talk of the love of Jesus, will talk of morals, will talk of doing good, but will hold people to high expectations, may be judgmental, and extremely prideful.
Kirsten is such a hypochristian. She talks of forgiveness and all that other crap, but she's still mad at me for that fight we had over a year ago!
Hypochristian by SpiSpi June 29, 2005

Hypochristian 

(1) Much like a hypocrite, a hypochristian is one who acts and/or self-proclaims themselves to be a Christian or have Christian-like qualities, beliefs and virtues in public, church or anywhere else people can observe them.

(2) A person who judges and sets Christian-like standards for other people, even though they do not possess the same particular characteristics/qualities.
Joe: Man, how can Brittany lecture me about having sex before marriage, when she has slept with the whole baseball team?

Chris: I dunno dude. She's a Hypochristian.




Hypochristian by xKODIAKx March 25, 2009

Hypnochristian

Megachurch attendee who worships God as man in the form of a modern day snake-oil salesman such as Bishop TD Jakes or Joel Osteen.
Bishop T.D. Jakes is hitting up his hypnochristian megachurch worshippers for more cash than ever; snakeskin clownshoes shoes aren't cheap.
Hypnochristian by The Wendolyne April 5, 2021

Hypochristian 

N. (Simply put) A Christian who talks the talk, then sins the sin.
He didn't even leave the Church yet, not even one step outside, he's cursing up a storm, and eyeing up the ladies. What a HypoChristian.

hypochristian 

Contraction of the words 'hypocrite' and 'Christian'. Any Christian who claims to follow the teaching of Christ but whose belief structure, values and/or actions directly contradict such a claim. Typically, hypochristians support things such as the Death Penalty, engage in heavily in proselytizing and judgement of others whose beliefs differ from theirs. Additionally, they often oppose things that go against their beliefs such as gay marriage, evolution, and other scientific law amidst wide amounts of ethical, scientific, moral, and logical arguements (even within their own supposed claim of beleifs) that would prove otherwise. Hypochristians are best categorized as individuals so stubbornly and fanatically devoted to their beliefs that they border on sheer stupidity.
Jill is one of theose Born Again Hypochristians. She claims she believes in the teaching of Jesus yet she sleeps with every guy she meets.
hypochristian by chronosis April 17, 2005

hypochristianity 

Any religion or sect of Christianity whose teachings, doctrine, dogma, scriptures and/or practices directly contradict the teachings of the Christ, Jesus of Nazareth.

An individuals who follows one of these sects is known as a hypochristian.
Southern Baptist are one of the many forms of hypochristianity.
hypochristianity by chronosis April 17, 2005
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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