hippocraptic

the beast, not only in mass but nostrils.
She can't run but she sure can roll with effects of a lava flow.
A mathematical mind that can fool all.

"Whats that an earthquake?"
"No, its just Miss Hippocraptic!"

by well wisher July 8, 2007

hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

hippocratical

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.

"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."

by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

Hippocritic Oath

The oath officials take after being elected to public office..... You can swear to the people you will not do something....then do it anyway. Oath taken by United States House and Senate before taking their seat. Wife took Hippocritc Oath before shopping today.

All newly elected officials took their Hippocritc Oath today before they assembled. Bank President took Hippocritic Oath when made CEO. CEO took Hippocritc Oath in front of Stock Holders.

by DJD58 December 20, 2012

Hippocratic

Noun (medical terminology)
Automated hip replacement machine.

Nurse! Put Mr jenkins in the hippocratic and leave him overnight. He'll be dancing like a monkey by morning.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

hippocraticliar

Basically the word formed by combineing hippocratic and liar together, but i think that it means: a person who lies but then turns around and tells a person that its bad to lie and makes it clear that their right when their really wrong.

if you let one person say his oppinion with out question or contradicting them and then turn around and not let anyone else do the same and the entire time your lying. your a hippocraticliar.

by candb October 28, 2007