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Hangmeister 

A hangover from too many Jagermeister shots or Jagerbombs.
Jei: "Man, you look rough! Did you go out last night?"
John: "I feel like a truck drove over me! The Jagermeister was flowing like a river last night!"
Jei "Oi, a hangmeister!"
Hangmeister by jei-9 November 9, 2006

handmeister 

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.
My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.
handmeister by Sommersby May 13, 2017

Hoodmeister 

An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.
Shannon: You like my hoodie?

Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.

Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?

Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.
Hoodmeister by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009

Hunkmeister 

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".
"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"
Hunkmeister by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

hitmeister 

Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.
Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.
hitmeister by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021

handmister

My handmister will take my luggage upstairs.
handmister by handsoapsolo February 25, 2021