handmister

A male version of handmaiden

My handmister will take my luggage upstairs.

by handsoapsolo February 25, 2021

Hangmeister

A hangover from too many Jagermeister shots or Jagerbombs.

Jei: "Man, you look rough! Did you go out last night?"
John: "I feel like a truck drove over me! The Jagermeister was flowing like a river last night!"
Jei "Oi, a hangmeister!"

by jei-9 November 9, 2006

handmeister

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

by Sommersby May 13, 2017

hindmeister

To be the Mastermind of Hindlung, AKA Hindmeister.

He is the Hindmeister.

by ChabaDaGut April 12, 2022

handmaster

The master of drawing hands. Complete mastery, nothing less.

I am the handmaster, look at my hands

by troutboy February 1, 2023

Handsterbation

Handsterbation: A soft smooth and not firm hands.

Tito: knuckle sandwhich!
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.

Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.

by Bigbirddebelen April 20, 2022

slovakian handfisher

A woman who lives at a port and charges seamen for handjobs which she saves the ejaculate for her mouth and eats that for her main protein.

Brandy is a Slovakian handfisher.

by Bryan 1888 January 23, 2023