handmeister

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

by Sommersby May 13, 2017

gasass

When your high school child takes the car and drives all over the universe.

I’m sorry you don’t have any fuel, if you didn’t gasass around, you would be fine.

by Sommersby June 02, 2021