Hangmeister

A hangover from too many Jagermeister shots or Jagerbombs.

Jei: "Man, you look rough! Did you go out last night?"
John: "I feel like a truck drove over me! The Jagermeister was flowing like a river last night!"
Jei "Oi, a hangmeister!"

by jei-9 November 9, 2006

handmeister

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

by Sommersby May 13, 2017

Hunkmeister

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".

"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"

by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

hawkmeister

A cry of joy, especially at the moment of orgasm.

"Ogod, I'm cumming, don't stop, right there please please please, OH YES, OH HAWKMEISTER!"

by Hawkmeister650 October 17, 2008

Hang-Meister

You, the day after a raging Jägermeister night.

Dude, I've been the Hang-Meister all day today!

by Lumber man January 22, 2010

handmister

A male version of handmaiden

My handmister will take my luggage upstairs.

by handsoapsolo February 25, 2021

hindmeister

To be the Mastermind of Hindlung, AKA Hindmeister.

He is the Hindmeister.

by ChabaDaGut April 12, 2022