Hickmeister

A person who gets hickeys from hot guys with lightning hair at parties. This usually happens whilst the person is highly intoxicated. They are also known to vomit whilst intoxiacted and randomly burst into tears and are constantly stalked by people with crazy eyes. K.P.

Lou: OMG! look at those hickeys!

Kaity: Oh yeah i got them from Blaine at Hayleys party

Lou: You Hickmeister!

by Mitchnipples February 14, 2009

Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER

Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.

by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

Thickmeister

The absolute thickest individual possible. Thick in the skull, Thick in the ass, Thick from McDonald’s. This person is pretty much a deity and must be treated as a ruhruhretard. Often the victim of mass-bullying, Thickmeister will probably end up working at McDonalds and losing his life savings in poker games.

Have you seen Thickmeister lately? They’ve really fallen off a cliff since they started working at Dons...

by Thick’s#1Fan April 15, 2020

Hunkmeister

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".

"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"

by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

hawkmeister

A cry of joy, especially at the moment of orgasm.

"Ogod, I'm cumming, don't stop, right there please please please, OH YES, OH HAWKMEISTER!"

by Hawkmeister650 October 17, 2008

hitmeister

Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.

Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.

by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021

dickmeister

The act of rubbing YOUR MALE genitles on someone elses property for your own enjoyment or revenge.

Bob remembers that Steve made a joke about him the other day and sees Steve has a bottle of pop and Dickmeister's the pop (Steve takes a drink) (Bob laughs and yells out Dickmeister!)

by Brett Shaefer June 11, 2008