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hilarian 

My sister came up with this word to describe me when she was about eight years old. It is a portmanteau combining "hilarious" and "comedian." It is used sarcastically conveying the idea that "although you think you're funny, you're not."
Dude: Jack be not nimble; Jack be not quick; Jack couldn't jump over that there candlestick.
Bro: Hilarious, dude.
Dude: I'm a poet, I knows it.
Bro: Yeah, you're a real hilarian.
hilarian by J No Period November 4, 2020

Hibrarian 

Someone who demands silence when they are high. As a librarian makes people in a library be quiet, a hibrarian does the same thing, only with his/her high counterparts.
*WATCHING ADVENTURE TIME*
Friend 1: Oh shit, you see that, he---
Hibrarian: Hey, shut the fuck up!
Friend 1: The fuck was that? I object to your language!
Friend 2: Ah, don't worry, he's just a hibrarian...
Hibrarian: Didn't I say to shut the fuck up?!?!
Hibrarian by JobloHobo May 24, 2013

Hitlarian 

A way of describing someone who looks kinda like Hitler, but not like a splitting image. Like a fish.
It is a real word.
It comes from Spain.
First known usage on the internet by the amazing Andy Biersack/Andy Sixx.
Andy: He had a very Hitlarian face
Chance: Hitlarian? Did you make up that word?
Andy: No, No it's a word. Just look it up. Listen I might be a little more intelligent than you
Chance: I think Hitlarian is a made up word
Andy: No Hitlarian is a real word, it comes from Spain.
Hitlarian by Keehl March 16, 2012

hilariate 

to make someone laugh, usually uproariously; generally caused by a hilarious statement or action.
"LOLZ, shaniqua, you hilariate me!!1"
hilariate by dacoolsta August 13, 2006

Hilarial 

When a situation is funny, but even more funny than hilarious.
Chelsea: "Oh my god, look, that chick just stacked it on the tent pegs!"
Isabella: "Haha, that's so hilarial!"
Hilarial by ChelseaVolturi April 10, 2009

hillaryland

Hillaryland is a vast political empire based in Washington and New York
Ever since 1992, when a young campaign staffer answered a phone call from Hillary with the greeting "Hillaryland," the future first lady and her devoted, mostly female aides have embraced the cutesy sobriquet as a way to describe their unique, un-Bill (and sometimes anti-Bill) sorority. In the 1992 campaign, it described a small corner of office real estate in Little Rock where her staff toiled. In the Clinton White House, Hillaryland grew into an influential but often frustrated power center inhabited by dutiful staffers whose first allegiance was to the first lady, not the president. "We were also our little subculture within the White House," Hillary writes in her memoir. "My staff prided themselves on discretion, loyalty and camaraderie, and we had our own special ethos. While the West Wing had a tendency to leak, Hillaryland never did. While the president's senior advisers jockeyed for big offices and proximity to the Oval Office, my senior staff happily shared offices with their young assistants." Bill Clinton staffers regarded the dwellers in Hillaryland as Kool-Aid drinkers with awful political judgment. Hillarylanders saw Bill's people as showboats and referred to them dismissively as the "white boys." Hillary "took a dim view of many of her husband's West Wing advisers," writes John Harris in The Survivor, his excellent account of the Clinton years, "who she regarded as too immature and too worried about currying favor with the Washington press." Hillaryland was different.
hillaryland by Kari Luoranen December 9, 2008
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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