Hibrarian
Someone who demands silence when they are high. As a librarian makes people in a library be quiet, a hibrarian does the same thing, only with his/her high counterparts.
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hilarian
My sister came up with this word to describe me when she was about eight years old. It is a portmanteau combining "hilarious" and "comedian." It is used sarcastically conveying the idea that "although you think you're funny, you're not."
Dude: Jack be not nimble; Jack be not quick; Jack couldn't jump over that there candlestick.
Bro: Hilarious, dude.
Dude: I'm a poet, I knows it.
Bro: Yeah, you're a real hilarian.
Bro: Hilarious, dude.
Dude: I'm a poet, I knows it.
Bro: Yeah, you're a real hilarian.
hilarian by J No Period November 4, 2020
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Hole Librarian
Hole Librarian by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019
Hitlarian
A way of describing someone who looks kinda like Hitler, but not like a splitting image. Like a fish.
It is a real word.
It comes from Spain.
First known usage on the internet by the amazing Andy Biersack/Andy Sixx.
It is a real word.
It comes from Spain.
First known usage on the internet by the amazing Andy Biersack/Andy Sixx.
The Librarian
The Librarian by Yöur pseudonym November 5, 2022
librarian hot
a strange and unfathomable quality that some women possess.
the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind
often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.
the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind
often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.
librarian hot by Netp December 5, 2007
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