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Hillaried 

The act of being killed in such a way as for the death to appear as an intentional suicide. See also "suicided."
Epstein and McAfee were Hillaried.
Hillaried by rbrice July 1, 2021
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Hillaried 

To fail spectacularly at something where success was all but assured. From the resounding defeat Hillary Clinton took in the Iowa caucus.
Dude 1: I thought I was going to ace that math exam but I totally hillaried it.
Dude 2: That's your problem, you were so confident, you didn't study. So of course you were hillaried.
Hillaried by Bif Loman January 13, 2008

Hillaried 

The act of something being swept under the rug with everyone watching and pretending it didn't happen by both parties except a third
Tom and Stephanie totally Hillaried last weekend when her bf Ron caught them fucking in his jeep, they still claim they were searching for her cell phone
Hillaried by Desert lightning September 1, 2016

Hillarydiculous 

Hillarydiculous: describing an absurd lie that no one could possibly believe.
Question: Did the Dem candidate speak?
Answer: Yes but it was just more Hillarydiculous bull shit.
Hillarydiculous by objectively November 17, 2016
When you commit a crime and get away with it.
I robbed the bank and hillaryd.
Hillaryd by Clem Kedittlehopper December 12, 2016

hilaredy 

morphing of hilarious and comedy. saves time so you dont have to say both of them, although everyone knows what youre talking about
dane cook is hilaredy.
hilaredy by manali May 23, 2007

Hillarectile dysfunction 

An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.
Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.
Hillarectile dysfunction by webster_c February 17, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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