The effects of marijuana usage that remain for a time after the high has worn off, such as forgetfulness, lack of motivation, apathy, and general emotional fucked-uppedness.

Not noticed so much in occasional users, but very obvious in those who buy Zig-Zags by the case.

Herbal Alzheimer's looks like Tommy Chong at his peak before his first weed of the day.

herbal Alzheimer's by da Graybeard August 6, 2009

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herbal jew

Weed
Devil's Cabbage
Marijuana

Don't be fooled into smoking the herbal jew, it isn't "just a harmless plant goyim."

herbal jew by ExtraChromosome December 7, 2016

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Herbal Essences

Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.

John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"

Herbal Essences by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019

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herbal essences experience

Getting freaky in the shower

I can't wait till I get to her house for that Herbal Essences Experience.

herbal essences experience by Steph I know you didn't just look this up June 11, 2006

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