hendin

The combination of a FUPA, saggy breasts, massive thigh cellulite and flabby butt cheeks on a woman.

"Wow that woman has a total hendin!"

She waddled into the room, carrying a black purse and a massive hendin.

by iehava October 14, 2010

Turtle Heading

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

by Hemlok February 15, 2009

Hindinglish

Much like 'Spanglish' is an amalgam combining the Spanish and English languages, Hindinglish combines Hindi and English. Hindinglish is used in many Bollywood films and contemporary television shows, such as 'Monsoon Wedding' and 'Breathe: Into the Shadows' (respectively). The nature of transition between Hindi and English in Hindinglish phrases/sentences varies, but is typically more Hindi-heavy (otherwise we would have to call it Englindi, and that just doesn't sound as good).

Dave: "Dammit! They're speaking Hindinglish again! I can only understand half of what they're saying!"
Sally: "Awww. I find it charming."

by squiggular September 13, 2020

Headin'

To leave, to go, to remove ones self, to take off.

I'm headin' to the store for some chips and condoms.

by Geminimendez August 18, 2007

One-handing

To use one hand to hold a sex-partner off the ground while fucking.

"I am going to be one-handing that girl by the end of the night."

by Kizzeaton December 11, 2009

herding cats

The phrase herding cats comes from the common saying that something involving coordination of many different groups or people is as difficult as herding cats. One of the commonly encountered uses of the term in technical fields is the phrase "Managing programmers is like herding cats" or "Managing engineers is like herding cats". In education it would be "Managing students is like herding cats". In reality, it would be "Managing cats is like herding cats." It refers to the individualism common in the stereotypical examples of programmers and domesticated cats. A similar phrase, allegedly of Irish origins, is "Minding mice at a crossroads".

Me: Yo. I was having trouble.
You: So, managing cats was like herding cats?
Cats: Ya!

by catherdmaster January 3, 2009

henninen

Soulja Boy's way of asking "what's happening?" because he can't speak properly from sucking Arab's dick everyday.

Soulja Boy: "Arab, was henninen?, come here so I can suck your dick."

Arab: "Okay Soulja Boy Tell Em. Just don't grab my booty meat."

Soulja Boy:Yuuuuuullllllle!!!

by Jungleduder June 23, 2009