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Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.
"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
by Hemlok February 15, 2009
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A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"
by Chris M July 07, 2004
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Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.
by RoyalTokes July 07, 2018
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(verb โ€“ present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
by Don de Mookster October 27, 2008
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When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!
Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!
by Shady Figure May 26, 2011
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The appearance of a turtlehead and its subsequent return to the rectum.
"I have to find a toilet soon, because I'm turtleheading." turtlehead turtleheading
by Chilly B April 18, 2014
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