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A given name mostly used in Germany and Scandinavia. If your name is Henning, you're probably extremly hot and incredibly good in bed.
Have you ever had a Henning before? No? You're missing out...
by missJeniffer February 16, 2010
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En stærk joint.
For satan en henning vi fik os, det er lige så mit fjæs falder af.
by plök August 02, 2015
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When a group of women stand or sit in a circle and a.) gossip about other women b.) talk about nonsensical and/or useless information like Bravo, shopping, celebrities or Candy Crush c.) bitch about their husbands/fiancees/boyfriends who are making fun of them for their henning practices.
"Look at our wives over there, Henning it up."
by Man Week! July 10, 2013
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To sit on the toilet with clothes on prior to releasing your bowls. The point of this act is to heat the toilet seat up, like a hen sits on eggs to warm them.
1: Dude you can't shit with your pants on.
2: Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm henning.
1: AHHH FUCK, the seat's cold!
by chaddwards March 27, 2010
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when you take a shit but dont have time to wipe, leaving you with an itchy ass crack, and upon future wipage, it transforms into a bloody henning.
Damn it man, I didn't have time to wipe this morning, I bet by 5 I'll have the worst henning.
by Tom Jennings January 06, 2008
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When playing hacky-sack, three people in a row kick the hack once and pass with that very kick.

If only one person does so it is a Brent.

If two people in a row Brent, it is a Douglas.
OH SHIT SON WE HENNINGED!
by Kash A. October 13, 2011
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