headiness

1. A state of confusion, dizziness, or slight vertigo often after a acutely traumatic event.

2. Alcohol intoxication.

3. Bluntness, lacking tact, and stubborn.

Man, Ryan really experienced true headiness when I smacked him across his face with my fat cock.

by Shik February 3, 2005

headiness

Headiness was first used in the long forgotten burroughs of western Antarctica where a group of delusional linguists were exiled after the great schism known today simply as Lingua Terminato. After the seventeenth century revolt, the purveyors of proper English beat the group known solely as the Blah Blahs, in a hard fought battle on the open plains of interpretative language. The Blah Blahs fought long and hard to maintain the ability to make up retarded words and use them in everyday language in hopes that the dotterels of society would hear these words used on t.v., believe they were actual words, and proceed to propagate their words amongst the uneducated and neurologically challenged. Then after years of constant build-up, this language would be used as secret code in order to overthrow the nations of proper English, the strategy being that their battle plans would be undecipherable to those of normal intelligence. After coming into power they would then build a society on the foundation of ignorance and live in perceived bliss for their remaining days.

I use the word headiness, so it is obvious I have no frontal lobes.

by ryan February 3, 2005

headless fart

Fart without head;

fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.

More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.

"He's a headless fart for letting every one online know about the party tonight!"

by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020

headless cross

A very underrated album by Black Sabbath and a very underrated song by Black Sabbath with Tony Martin as the singer. Most people believe its satanic or blasphemis due to the name. However, that is untrue. The song is about a village in Worschershire England named "Headless Cross"
that came under a great illness. The people blamed it all on Satan and called each other devil worshipers because they believed God was punishing them. Sadly, the whole village was wiped out due to the plague.

Guy: Dude, have you heard Headless Cross it's epic
Guy 2: That sounds devil worshiping
Guy: No it's not, just do your reasearch

by Metal pholosepher November 15, 2011

Heaveness

When happiness has reached a level that you are content beyond all other definitions.

Being with you brings me heaveness.

by Americanese September 8, 2015

Headless BigBoy

Ghost who inhabits the Shoneys on the Parkway between Auburn and Opelika Alabama. Haunts the late night janitorial crew after midnight. All new late night clean up crews are warned, "You can't kill him with your broom cause he's a ghost.

The cook warned me about staying late and cleaning up. Said the Headless BigBoy would get me.

by mikeonthebay March 17, 2010

headies

A type of cannabis typically referring to the c. sativa strain, headies are the royalty of cannabis. As opposed to the lower body high of beasters (typically c. indica), headies provide a heady high (as the name would suggest), allowing for more physical function under the influence. Most low grade cannabis does not provide the same kind of lightness of being that headies create. Thus, headies are preferred among cannabis connoisseurs everywhere. Smoking too much of the headies will probably result in a loss of brain cells and increase your usage of phrases such as "the other day," and "this one time." Then again, who really gives a shit if you can function?

I got some dank headies the other day, I was high for like 5 hours!

by Hannah the Phish July 29, 2008