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Hindinglish

Much like 'Spanglish' is an amalgam combining the Spanish and English languages, Hindinglish combines Hindi and English. Hindinglish is used in many Bollywood films and contemporary television shows, such as 'Monsoon Wedding' and 'Breathe: Into the Shadows' (respectively). The nature of transition between Hindi and English in Hindinglish phrases/sentences varies, but is typically more Hindi-heavy (otherwise we would have to call it Englindi, and that just doesn't sound as good).

Dave: "Dammit! They're speaking Hindinglish again! I can only understand half of what they're saying!"
Sally: "Awww. I find it charming."

by squiggular September 13, 2020

fecal

1. fecal (adj.): of, relating to, or resembling feces
2. fecal (adj.): of or relating to the 'fecus'--the deeper region of the anus, where the feces reside
3. fecal (noun): feces (short for 'fecal-matter')
4. fecal (noun): a shitty handprint (pronounced fee-kal) - this is presumably a combination of the two terms 'fecal' and 'decal'

1. "Most people believe that it is impossible to subsist on fecal matter, but this is simply not the case!"; "this chocolate bar is disturbingly fecal in appearance"
2. "Bryan can't resist stuffing a finger or two while he masturbates... He's always giving himself the ol' 'fecal-teeckle'"
3. "holy lord, Bryan, stop eating that sandwich and go wash your hands!.. You've got fecal all over them!"
4. "Hahaha, Smitty got drunk last night, filled a bucket full of his own feces, and ran around campus slapping fe-cals on every car windshield he could find"

by squiggular August 8, 2018

Oklahoma

The useless chunk of land trimmed from the top of Texas to make Texas look cooler on a map. There are no rest stops on the interstates in Oklahoma because they spent the whole budget on billboards that say "Oklahoma: Like California, only less fruity".

Jo-Dean: "man, I hate Oklahoma... and what's with those homophobic billboards!?"
Pappy: "Yeah, totally! Their slogan should have been 'Oklahoma - Kicked out of Texas'"

by squiggular September 13, 2020

Fecus

The deeper region of the anus where the feces reside.

James: "I'm feeling an odd sensation in my fecus"
Rufus: "stay strong buddy, I'm almost done"

by squiggular November 27, 2021

...was not published

'______' was not published: the title of a cruel, mocking email you will inevitably receive from Urban Dictionary after spending 30 minutes or more typing up a brilliant definition. They claim other users voted and decided not to publish your word, but really it was a shitty algorithm that only publishes acronyms (eg. 'SIUYA' - 'stick it up your ass')

Me: *painstakingly and eloquently defines 'the meaning of life'
Urban Dictionary: "'the meaning of life'...was not published"
Me: "SIUYA, Urban Dictionary. You've sucked since 2010"

by squiggular September 13, 2020

Don't publish this

'Don't publish this' is a method of submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary that is just as likely to get your definition published as writing definitions that are thoughtful and inventive. By no means should this definition be published.

Don't publish this. Don't you fucking dare!

by squiggular September 13, 2020

Rodrrrigo

1. Rodrigo Moreno Machado, known simply as 'Rodrrrigo', is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Valencia CF and the Spain national team as a winger or striker.
2. Rodrigo De Souza, known simply as 'Rodrrrigo', is a fictional character from the Amazon Prime series 'Mozart in the Jungle'.

note: in both cases, the phonetic spelling (in which the second r is rolled aggressively) was adopted in response to Amurrrcans refusing to pronounce the name correctly, setting the record straight once and for all.

1. "Good pass, Rodrrrigo!"
2. dude: "I don't understand that show 'Mozart in the Jungle', why would anybody watch that garbage"; chick: "..." (*distractedly caresses self while daydreaming of Rodrrrigo)

by squiggular February 6, 2019