Definitions by squiggular
Free-Range Dickin’
Sex outdoors (one or more of the participants typically has a penis, but substitutions are sometimes made).
Sex on a farm or ranch, specifically in the presence of chickens.
Sex on a farm or ranch, specifically in the presence of chickens.
Chester gave me a good Free-Range Dickin’ out at Gaucho Ranch the other day… I still have feathers in my asscrack!
Free-Range Dickin’ by squiggular November 30, 2025
Deuce
Deuce by squiggular March 5, 2025
Meat Turds
The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.
Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
Meat Turds by squiggular November 27, 2021
Fecus
Fecus by squiggular November 27, 2021
Tennis Arm
The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.
Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
Tennis Arm by squiggular November 27, 2021
Don't publish this
'Don't publish this' is a method of submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary that is just as likely to get your definition published as writing definitions that are thoughtful and inventive. By no means should this definition be published.
Don't publish this by squiggular September 13, 2020
Oklahoma
The useless chunk of land trimmed from the top of Texas to make Texas look cooler on a map. There are no rest stops on the interstates in Oklahoma because they spent the whole budget on billboards that say "Oklahoma: Like California, only less fruity".
Jo-Dean: "man, I hate Oklahoma... and what's with those homophobic billboards!?"
Pappy: "Yeah, totally! Their slogan should have been 'Oklahoma - Kicked out of Texas'"
Pappy: "Yeah, totally! Their slogan should have been 'Oklahoma - Kicked out of Texas'"
Oklahoma by squiggular September 13, 2020