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one handing it 

when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating
eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag
one handing it by horny bastard October 16, 2005

Got one hanging

Specifically to describe the state of having a very S-L-O-W-L-Y emerging turd, or a turd that has stopped coming out and is "stuck" part way out. turtlehead
"Are you going to be in the toilet all day"?

"Sorry, I've still got one hanging, it's gonna be a while yet"