Specifically to describe the state of having a very S-L-O-W-L-Y emerging turd, or a turd that has stopped coming out and is "stuck" part way out. turtlehead
"Are you going to be in the toilet all day"?
"Sorry, I've still gotone hanging, it's gonna be a while yet"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)