A southern way of saying homosexual. However it is used instead by educated Southerners to insult and provoke stupid people, not offending homosexuals.

"You're such a heemosexil, Bubba."

"wut u sei? Ima fuck yo up"

"Thanks for proving my point."

heemosexil by gei feggit December 10, 2013

hectos

Meaning the situation is out of control and is intense

Man this night is absolutely Hectos!

hectos by Azdog April 17, 2008

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heezos

another way to say hoes

haters hate this we sip the Mo' and yank the heezos

heezos by thad make the ladies say ooooo August 12, 2008

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hectose

1.More immaculate than the word hectic. To be used as a greater finer form of the entity and meaning of hectic.

2.Hectose is usually accompanied by the adjective "mad" in a sentence, to give a greater meaning.

3.Hectose may be pro-nounced "Hec - dozze" to create a stressing on the letter "s". By doing this, one can add heightened sense of meaning to the original word "hectose".

myles lad those cones were hectose.
ethells bed is looking mad hectose, because we're fucken baked.

hectose by kron-ic September 19, 2007

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hoetosynthesis

When a female survives off of attention, much like a plant uses sunlight. She absorbs the attention through her skin and turns it into nutrients.

Tina is such an attention whore, she probably uses hoetosynthesis.

hoetosynthesis by dayday.dm21 January 23, 2015

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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