hoetosynthesis

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When a female survives off of attention, much like a plant uses sunlight. She absorbs the attention through her skin and turns it into nutrients.

Tina is such an attention whore, she probably uses hoetosynthesis.

hoetosynthesis by dayday.dm21 January 23, 2015

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hoetosynthesis

The ability for a hoe to survive entirely off of attention alone.

I don't think I've seen that hoe eat for 3 days. Dat bitch be living off of hoetosynthesis.

hoetosynthesis by Datfaka October 8, 2015

homosynthesis

When someone changes from being straight to gay.

Person 1: Did you know (insert name here)'s just gone through homosynthesis?

Person 2: :O OMG.

homosynthesis by clareyy July 4, 2009

Homosynthesis

What a homosexual person does to gather energy by sitting out in the sun

I think Jim went to do his homosynthesis since he is gay.

Homosynthesis by Sploomsnav on instagram May 30, 2018

hobosynthesis

The process by which transients and other urban outdoor expiditioners generate carbohydrates and oxygen from carbon dioxide, water, and light energy into energy enough to wake up and move around.

The sun came up and warmed the hobo enough to move from the park bench to the soup kitchen. Obviously, there was some sort of chemical reaction from the heat of the sun that converted the starches from the potato vodka into energy via hobosynthesis.

hobosynthesis by marvinthemartian January 6, 2010

Hotosynthesis

When you give attention to Facebook and Instagram thots on a post designed to gain attention, and they convert it to ho energy used to post more ho pictures of themselves.

I was thinking, you know hotosynthesis is how these premium snapchat thots buy their vacations right?

Hotosynthesis by NastyNate1969 April 30, 2019

HomoSynthesis

The act of a homosexual man who is currently high on meth and is rapidly opening his ass cheeks believing his is creating his own food.

After lil jimmy took 17 doses of meth he started to flap his ass cheeks like a rapid gorrilla, we thought this was a mating call but he was actually homosynthesis'ing

HomoSynthesis by Ass Smuggler September 28, 2015

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026