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1.More immaculate than the word hectic. To be used as a greater finer form of the entity and meaning of hectic.

2.Hectose is usually accompanied by the adjective "mad" in a sentence, to give a greater meaning.

3.Hectose may be pro-nounced "Hec - dozze" to create a stressing on the letter "s". By doing this, one can add heightened sense of meaning to the original word "hectose".
myles lad those cones were hectose.
ethells bed is looking mad hectose, because we're fucken baked.
hectose by kron-ic September 19, 2007
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hectosis 

hectosis is the state of mind you are in when you have had a smoke and EVERY THING you try to do is too hectic.
hectosis is Driving to the shop to get munchies... well hectic
hectosis by Ian walker February 4, 2008
Meaning the situation is out of control and is intense
hectos by Azdog April 17, 2008
It was a Hectoss occasion
Hectoss by Carri ft Sherman March 26, 2007

Hectosexual 

A supposedly straight male who receives oral favors from a gay male.
Hectomancer groaned hectosexually as he was orally stimulated by another man.
Hectosexual by Wezas November 11, 2005

heptosexual

a plant screwing(doing, f'ing, etc...) weirdo <[=
a heptosexual guy or girl ex: guy screwin a venus fly trap or a girl havin fun with a sea cucumber
heptosexual by johnnie boi July 25, 2006

hectsexual

A person enjoying relations with boys, girls, plants, animals, inatimate objects, and aliens.
Chris was hectsexual.
hectsexual by jewblack July 7, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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