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heemosexil 

A southern way of saying homosexual. However it is used instead by educated Southerners to insult and provoke stupid people, not offending homosexuals.
"You're such a heemosexil, Bubba."

"wut u sei? Ima fuck yo up"

"Thanks for proving my point."
heemosexil by gei feggit December 10, 2013
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A person with a serious retardation. Derived from the word "Hemma" in Norwegian, which means disabled.

Used mostly as slang in the city of Kongsberg, Norway.
Andy: Damn, I suck at this game..

Ray: That's cause you're a heemos, son!

Vido: Hah, tard.

Nima: Wow, the pot calling the kettle black..
Heemos by Johnny2quids April 7, 2010
different way of saying "off the hook/heezy"
Man motha fucka that shit was off da heezout!
heezout by tyger August 17, 2003

Fell heezes over 

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.
Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!
Fell heezes over by Telephony December 12, 2017

Fell heezes over 

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.
Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!
Fell heezes over by Telephony December 11, 2017
He is heetos cause he fell.
heetos by Swaggenmaster January 18, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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