1.More immaculate than the word hectic. To be used as a greater finer form of the entity and meaning of hectic.

2.Hectose is usually accompanied by the adjective "mad" in a sentence, to give a greater meaning.

3.Hectose may be pro-nounced "Hec - dozze" to create a stressing on the letter "s". By doing this, one can add heightened sense of meaning to the original word "hectose".

myles lad those cones were hectose.
ethells bed is looking mad hectose, because we're fucken baked.

hectose by kron-ic September 19, 2007

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Hectosexual

A supposedly straight male who receives oral favors from a gay male.

Hectomancer groaned hectosexually as he was orally stimulated by another man.

Hectosexual by Wezas November 11, 2005

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Hectos honeyboo

A way to describe a situation or person that combines a chaotic energy with a simultaneous bittersweet feeling or sensation. Basically it’s like meeting your mate for a beer only to see them suddenly strip naked rub bread on their nipples and dive deep into the k-hole.

Me : what are you doing with those cupcakes !? Are they in your … !?

Them: I’m feeling a lil hectos honeyboo

Hectos honeyboo by Alexandra t and Connor January 3, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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