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hectosis 

hectosis is the state of mind you are in when you have had a smoke and EVERY THING you try to do is too hectic.
hectosis is Driving to the shop to get munchies... well hectic
hectosis by Ian walker February 4, 2008
Meaning the situation is out of control and is intense
hectos by Azdog April 17, 2008
1.More immaculate than the word hectic. To be used as a greater finer form of the entity and meaning of hectic.

2.Hectose is usually accompanied by the adjective "mad" in a sentence, to give a greater meaning.

3.Hectose may be pro-nounced "Hec - dozze" to create a stressing on the letter "s". By doing this, one can add heightened sense of meaning to the original word "hectose".
myles lad those cones were hectose.
ethells bed is looking mad hectose, because we're fucken baked.
hectose by kron-ic September 19, 2007

Hectosexual 

A supposedly straight male who receives oral favors from a gay male.
Hectomancer groaned hectosexually as he was orally stimulated by another man.
Hectosexual by Wezas November 11, 2005

Hectos honeyboo 

A way to describe a situation or person that combines a chaotic energy with a simultaneous bittersweet feeling or sensation. Basically it’s like meeting your mate for a beer only to see them suddenly strip naked rub bread on their nipples and dive deep into the k-hole.
Me : what are you doing with those cupcakes !? Are they in your … !?

Them: I’m feeling a lil hectos honeyboo
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