1.More immaculate than the word hectic. To be used as a greater finer form of the entity and meaning of hectic.

2.Hectose is usually accompanied by the adjective "mad" in a sentence, to give a greater meaning.

3.Hectose may be pro-nounced "Hec - dozze" to create a stressing on the letter "s". By doing this, one can add heightened sense of meaning to the original word "hectose".

myles lad those cones were hectose.
ethells bed is looking mad hectose, because we're fucken baked.

hectose by kron-ic September 19, 2007

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Hectosexual

A supposedly straight male who receives oral favors from a gay male.

Hectomancer groaned hectosexually as he was orally stimulated by another man.

Hectosexual by Wezas November 11, 2005

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Hectos honeyboo

A way to describe a situation or person that combines a chaotic energy with a simultaneous bittersweet feeling or sensation. Basically it’s like meeting your mate for a beer only to see them suddenly strip naked rub bread on their nipples and dive deep into the k-hole.

Me : what are you doing with those cupcakes !? Are they in your … !?

Them: I’m feeling a lil hectos honeyboo

Hectos honeyboo by Alexandra t and Connor January 3, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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