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AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL
A place full of hoes, bitches, and thots who brag about sucking dick and getting fingered at parties. The guys are pretty chill but probably do crack, and the bathrooms are really fucked up. The lunch here sucks ass or probably came out of one and the canned water is literally piss. 30 grand a year my ass.
Person 1: “Yo shit dude did you hear what happened at AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL?”
Person 2: “oh shit another 7th grader pragnant?”
Person 1: “No there was a salmonella outbreak from the food”
Person 2: “oh shit another 7th grader pragnant?”
Person 1: “No there was a salmonella outbreak from the food”
AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL by N008M4573R69 May 17, 2019
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Heritage middle school
This is were some raw kids go to but most are dumb in the fucking head. The teachers act like their everything when they act like they have down síndrome. Fuck all the teachers.
heritage middle school: oh yeah we’re they try so hard to make it a white school and teachers suck ass.
Heritage middle school by Gmfu. March 6, 2019
abigail heritage
The act of a 6'7 black drag queen named donovan spriting into a made in mexico, yelling " IM ILLEGALLY BLIND IN 3 OUT OF THE 50 STATES" than going to leave said made in mexico and running into the sliding glass door. Donovan, then beings to start violanty pissing herself. After that, she proceeds to ask where the nearest double-decker bus is and nobody has seen her since.
random person: What on gods green earth just happened?
you: YOU JUST GOT ABIGAIL HERITAGED SLUT!! BOO-YAAA
you: YOU JUST GOT ABIGAIL HERITAGED SLUT!! BOO-YAAA
abigail heritage by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020
Heritage Douche
A white/latino/black/asian/indian or any other ethnicity (mostly white) person who constantly brags about their ethnicity or heritage.
Most of these people are only a small percentage of another heritage (such as German, British, Irish, Cuban, etc..)
They constantly brag about being only part, or all of a certain Ethnicity or Heritage.
White people will brag mostly about being a European, as latino's will brag mostly upon their own Ethnicty, using it as an excuse or some other lame bullshit idea.
Like myself for instance, i'm part Mexican (since my grandma is a full blown Mexican) part Italian, part Austrian, and part Russian, but do i constantly brag about it? No. Because no one cares. Since i'm white as hell, no one would believe me either.Espically about the whole Mexican part.
Most of these people are only a small percentage of another heritage (such as German, British, Irish, Cuban, etc..)
They constantly brag about being only part, or all of a certain Ethnicity or Heritage.
White people will brag mostly about being a European, as latino's will brag mostly upon their own Ethnicty, using it as an excuse or some other lame bullshit idea.
Like myself for instance, i'm part Mexican (since my grandma is a full blown Mexican) part Italian, part Austrian, and part Russian, but do i constantly brag about it? No. Because no one cares. Since i'm white as hell, no one would believe me either.Espically about the whole Mexican part.
Guy 1: Why do you drink all that weird European Imported shit??
Guy 2: i'm Irish, Danish, and Samoan. I have to drink.
Guy 1: So fucking what. I've already told you what my ancestor ethnicity's are. See me bragging about them?? No.
Guy 2: You're fucking predigest against Irish people aren't you?
Guy 1: No i'm not, and you're only a small part of Irish, like any other asshole claims to be, Dumb ass.
Guy 2: You know, Samoan people like me can fuck you up in an instant. We're burly, big-ass Mo Fo's.
Guy 1: Dude, you're more white then me, your parents are more white then me, i've met your entire family, and they're all skinny, slender people. And not a single one had at least a single dark shade of brown.
Guy 2: You're just jealous because i'm Danish. We make bomb-ass food. Like the pastry you're eating right now.
Guy 1: You're such a Heritage Douche..
Guy 2: i'm Irish, Danish, and Samoan. I have to drink.
Guy 1: So fucking what. I've already told you what my ancestor ethnicity's are. See me bragging about them?? No.
Guy 2: You're fucking predigest against Irish people aren't you?
Guy 1: No i'm not, and you're only a small part of Irish, like any other asshole claims to be, Dumb ass.
Guy 2: You know, Samoan people like me can fuck you up in an instant. We're burly, big-ass Mo Fo's.
Guy 1: Dude, you're more white then me, your parents are more white then me, i've met your entire family, and they're all skinny, slender people. And not a single one had at least a single dark shade of brown.
Guy 2: You're just jealous because i'm Danish. We make bomb-ass food. Like the pastry you're eating right now.
Guy 1: You're such a Heritage Douche..
Heritage Douche by Just another opiononated guy.. September 7, 2009
White House Heritage
A school located in Tennessee that is absolute dog shit. They only have a positive football record because they face irrelevant Kentucky Teams. There football team is basically the unwanted White House Players. There girls are also TREESHES and will fuck anything in a 10 mile radius. Also the students have a reoccurring gay orgy called the “Bromigos”
How’s White House Heritage?
Boy: IDK i transferred because i couldn’t play at white house and because i also love boys
Boy: IDK i transferred because i couldn’t play at white house and because i also love boys
White House Heritage by ulikeboys6969 September 3, 2021
Heritage School
Heritage School is an educational institution in central Texas that serves as a breeding ground for future WASPs. Heritage prides itself on an uncanny ability to create students guided by a sense of false entitlement and misguided purpose, referred to as Hupomone.
A socialist Scholastic People’s Congress, similar to the People’s Republic of China, rules Heritage School. The SPC elects a Führer, idolized for their hatred of satanic demonstrations such as skinny jeans and good looks, to assume the face of authority.
Past Führers designed and perfected a police system ,known as the Sultemeiers (a Nazi Gestapo shoot off) led by the infamous Dr.Rickerhauser, to enforce strict regulations, the Big Five, on the student body under the guise of creating the perfect Christian student.
Heritage School represents itself with the colors green and white joined by an eagle. Green symbolizes the forced manual labor to maintain the school’s economy. At sporting events fans and scholastic figures repetitively chant "Bleed Green” as a reminder of the torture that students participating in events may endure if they fail to succeed. White stands for intolerance of outside opinion and closed-minded mentality the school uses to suppress rebellions. The eagle represents a facade of freedom used to amuse students.
Recently Heritage School has failed to suppress a rebellion of students and teachers jaded by the oppressive authorities. This rebellion is known as the Provincial Hall Rebellion.
A socialist Scholastic People’s Congress, similar to the People’s Republic of China, rules Heritage School. The SPC elects a Führer, idolized for their hatred of satanic demonstrations such as skinny jeans and good looks, to assume the face of authority.
Past Führers designed and perfected a police system ,known as the Sultemeiers (a Nazi Gestapo shoot off) led by the infamous Dr.Rickerhauser, to enforce strict regulations, the Big Five, on the student body under the guise of creating the perfect Christian student.
Heritage School represents itself with the colors green and white joined by an eagle. Green symbolizes the forced manual labor to maintain the school’s economy. At sporting events fans and scholastic figures repetitively chant "Bleed Green” as a reminder of the torture that students participating in events may endure if they fail to succeed. White stands for intolerance of outside opinion and closed-minded mentality the school uses to suppress rebellions. The eagle represents a facade of freedom used to amuse students.
Recently Heritage School has failed to suppress a rebellion of students and teachers jaded by the oppressive authorities. This rebellion is known as the Provincial Hall Rebellion.
"Hey, why do you think Heritage School students and faculty are so elitist and feel entitled to being the best private school in Fredericksburg?"
"Obviously their idea of Christianity is skewed by numerous members of the institution to understand how hypocritical they actually are."
"Do you think they will rage over understanding the true nature of their institution?"
"More than likely, but it’s okay they don't even lift.”
"Obviously their idea of Christianity is skewed by numerous members of the institution to understand how hypocritical they actually are."
"Do you think they will rage over understanding the true nature of their institution?"
"More than likely, but it’s okay they don't even lift.”
Heritage School by jackson.bernard February 17, 2014
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