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hairitage 

Da genes-related status of one's cranial-fur.
I wonder dat Rapunzel had such an unusual hairitage, since no mention is made of her Mom or Dad's having particularly luxuriant tresses.
hairitage by QuacksO February 19, 2021
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Hairicane 

When your hair is as crazy as a hurricane, refers especially to the hair of teachers or older women
Janet's hair is a mess!
I know, she's having a Hairicane today

AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL 

A place full of hoes, bitches, and thots who brag about sucking dick and getting fingered at parties. The guys are pretty chill but probably do crack, and the bathrooms are really fucked up. The lunch here sucks ass or probably came out of one and the canned water is literally piss. 30 grand a year my ass.
Person 1: “Yo shit dude did you hear what happened at AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL?”
Person 2: “oh shit another 7th grader pragnant?”
Person 1: “No there was a salmonella outbreak from the food

Hairicane 

When the teacher you have pronounces hurricane wrong and is a complete idiot ; when the teacher has a bad hair day.
"Wow Mrs. Roberts is having a real hairicane today" said everyone in all her classes.
Hairicane by Bettrthanu02 May 17, 2015

Heritage middle school 

This is were some raw kids go to but most are dumb in the fucking head. The teachers act like their everything when they act like they have down síndrome. Fuck all the teachers.
heritage middle school: oh yeah we’re they try so hard to make it a white school and teachers suck ass.
Heritage middle school by Gmfu. March 6, 2019

abigail heritage 

The act of a 6'7 black drag queen named donovan spriting into a made in mexico, yelling " IM ILLEGALLY BLIND IN 3 OUT OF THE 50 STATES" than going to leave said made in mexico and running into the sliding glass door. Donovan, then beings to start violanty pissing herself. After that, she proceeds to ask where the nearest double-decker bus is and nobody has seen her since.
random person: What on gods green earth just happened?
you: YOU JUST GOT ABIGAIL HERITAGED SLUT!! BOO-YAAA
abigail heritage by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020

Heritage Douche 

A white/latino/black/asian/indian or any other ethnicity (mostly white) person who constantly brags about their ethnicity or heritage.

Most of these people are only a small percentage of another heritage (such as German, British, Irish, Cuban, etc..)
They constantly brag about being only part, or all of a certain Ethnicity or Heritage.

White people will brag mostly about being a European, as latino's will brag mostly upon their own Ethnicty, using it as an excuse or some other lame bullshit idea.

Like myself for instance, i'm part Mexican (since my grandma is a full blown Mexican) part Italian, part Austrian, and part Russian, but do i constantly brag about it? No. Because no one cares. Since i'm white as hell, no one would believe me either.Espically about the whole Mexican part.
Guy 1: Why do you drink all that weird European Imported shit??

Guy 2: i'm Irish, Danish, and Samoan. I have to drink.

Guy 1: So fucking what. I've already told you what my ancestor ethnicity's are. See me bragging about them?? No.

Guy 2: You're fucking predigest against Irish people aren't you?

Guy 1: No i'm not, and you're only a small part of Irish, like any other asshole claims to be, Dumb ass.

Guy 2: You know, Samoan people like me can fuck you up in an instant. We're burly, big-ass Mo Fo's.

Guy 1: Dude, you're more white then me, your parents are more white then me, i've met your entire family, and they're all skinny, slender people. And not a single one had at least a single dark shade of brown.

Guy 2: You're just jealous because i'm Danish. We make bomb-ass food. Like the pastry you're eating right now.

Guy 1: You're such a Heritage Douche..
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