handjolina
handjolina by Caldoski March 22, 2009
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Handgelina Jolie
Handgelina Jolie by MutahMan March 6, 2011
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handholing
handholing by PotFam February 5, 2023
handgelina
The most lovely of hand dates. Did the voice of Tigress in Kung Fu Panda. Has many children and not all are from making hand babies. Often mistaken for a vagina or anus (without a face).
Luke: "I was so bored last night... I actually watched Kung Fu Panda"
Sam: "WOW that is bored"
Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"
Sam: "Nice"
Sam: "WOW that is bored"
Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"
Sam: "Nice"
handgelina by Snatchtastic Snatch Cannon March 20, 2009
handjoblin
1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.
2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"
Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."
Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."
handjoblin by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017
Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch
Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch by Nobody April 13, 2005
Handjobing
Handjobing by Bradley51 July 12, 2013
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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