handjolina 

What a male would name his left or right hand when ejaculating

shit handjolina did the trick last night, she made me cum faster then Palmala Handerson

handjolina by Caldoski March 22, 2009

Handgelina Jolie

The hand your often masturbate with, a pun to Angelina Jolie

Forever Alone Guy: Be right back, gonna have a quick meeting with Handgelina Jolie

Handgelina Jolie by MutahMan March 6, 2011

handholing 

It's like "handholding" but you remove the "D", and use your hand instead.

Hey baby, you wanna do some handholing tonight?

handholing by PotFam February 5, 2023

handgelina 

The most lovely of hand dates. Did the voice of Tigress in Kung Fu Panda. Has many children and not all are from making hand babies. Often mistaken for a vagina or anus (without a face).

Luke: "I was so bored last night... I actually watched Kung Fu Panda"

Sam: "WOW that is bored"

Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"

Sam: "Nice"

handgelina by Snatchtastic Snatch Cannon March 20, 2009

handjoblin 

1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.

Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"

Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."

handjoblin by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch 

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).

That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch by Nobody April 13, 2005

Handjobing 

The act of giving a handjob

I just gave you dad a great handjobing!

Handjobing by Bradley51 July 12, 2013