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handjolina by Caldoski March 22, 2009
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Handgelina Jolie
Handgelina Jolie by MutahMan March 6, 2011
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handholing by PotFam February 5, 2023
handgelina
The most lovely of hand dates. Did the voice of Tigress in Kung Fu Panda. Has many children and not all are from making hand babies. Often mistaken for a vagina or anus (without a face).
Luke: "I was so bored last night... I actually watched Kung Fu Panda"
Sam: "WOW that is bored"
Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"
Sam: "Nice"
Sam: "WOW that is bored"
Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"
Sam: "Nice"
handgelina by Snatchtastic Snatch Cannon March 20, 2009
handjoblin
1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.
2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"
Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."
Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."
handjoblin by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017
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Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch by Nobody April 13, 2005
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Handjobing by Bradley51 July 12, 2013
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