handjoblin 

1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.

Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"

Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."

handjoblin by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017

handholing 

It's like "handholding" but you remove the "D", and use your hand instead.

Hey baby, you wanna do some handholing tonight?

handholing by PotFam February 5, 2023

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch 

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).

That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch by Nobody April 13, 2005

handjolina 

What a male would name his left or right hand when ejaculating

shit handjolina did the trick last night, she made me cum faster then Palmala Handerson

handjolina by Caldoski March 22, 2009

handjobbies 

When your girlfriend jacks you of. Or boyfriend. Whichever suits your style.

Damn, Keita gave Ryohei a few handjobbies last night.

handjobbies by Aya March 2, 2005

handjobbing 

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.

handjobbing by The Font May 18, 2013

Handjobbin'

Awesome. Spectacular

That party last night was handjobbin'. I would say it was awesome, but I think handjobbin' is a more appropriate descriptor.

Handjobbin' by Tuffy McFucklebee November 6, 2008