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1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"

Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."
by jimmytdefinitions January 06, 2017
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