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Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch 

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).
That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!

handholing 

It's like "handholding" but you remove the "D", and use your hand instead.
Hey baby, you wanna do some handholing tonight?
handholing by PotFam February 5, 2023

handjoblin 

1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"

Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."
handjoblin by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017

handjolina 

What a male would name his left or right hand when ejaculating
shit handjolina did the trick last night, she made me cum faster then Palmala Handerson
handjolina by Caldoski March 22, 2009

handjobbing 

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.
handjobbing by The Font May 18, 2013

Handjobbin'

That party last night was handjobbin'. I would say it was awesome, but I think handjobbin' is a more appropriate descriptor.
Handjobbin' by Tuffy McFucklebee November 6, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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