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Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.
I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!
Handjobbery by kmoiscool February 17, 2009

handjolina 

What a male would name his left or right hand when ejaculating
shit handjolina did the trick last night, she made me cum faster then Palmala Handerson
handjolina by Caldoski March 22, 2009

Detroit Handroller 

The sexual act first performed in Detroit in which a man takes a shit on a woman's hand, which then the woman then rubs the feces all over her hand her hand and proceeds to give the man a hand job. Afterwards, the woman then aggressively gives the man a BJ which smears the shit all over her mouth.
Mr. Seddon was pleased when his student, Paulina Guzik, gave him a nasty and pleasuring Detroit Handroller.

Handjobbery

When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.
Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.
Handjobbery by sandman913 September 28, 2013

Handjober 

A person who is really good at making a black person bust a nut
JRs girlfriend is a good handjober .
Handjober by Handjober101 October 31, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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