Handjolier

When one person lays on a table and another person hangs from the ceiling, mission impossible style, and gives the first person a hand job.

After dinner, we cleared the table so Nick could give me a handjolier. Good thing I added that extra support in the ceiling.

by Brandywine Viking August 18, 2023

Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.

I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!

by kmoiscool February 17, 2009

handjolina

What a male would name his left or right hand when ejaculating

shit handjolina did the trick last night, she made me cum faster then Palmala Handerson

by Caldoski March 22, 2009

Detroit Handroller

The sexual act first performed in Detroit in which a man takes a shit on a woman's hand, which then the woman then rubs the feces all over her hand her hand and proceeds to give the man a hand job. Afterwards, the woman then aggressively gives the man a BJ which smears the shit all over her mouth.

Mr. Seddon was pleased when his student, Paulina Guzik, gave him a nasty and pleasuring Detroit Handroller.

by lickdapussay April 25, 2015

Handjobbery

When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.

Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.

by sandman913 September 28, 2013

Handjober

A person who is really good at making a black person bust a nut

JR’s girlfriend is a good handjober .

by Handjober101 October 31, 2020