Definitions by jimmytdefinitions
handjoblin
1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.
2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.
Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"
Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."
Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."
handjoblin by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017