handgelina

The most lovely of hand dates. Did the voice of Tigress in Kung Fu Panda. Has many children and not all are from making hand babies. Often mistaken for a vagina or anus (without a face).

Luke: "I was so bored last night... I actually watched Kung Fu Panda"

Sam: "WOW that is bored"

Luke: "But it wasn't all bad, I went on a date with Handgelina after I finished my popcorn"

Sam: "Nice"

by Snatchtastic Snatch Cannon March 20, 2009

Handgelina Jolie

The hand your often masturbate with, a pun to Angelina Jolie

Forever Alone Guy: Be right back, gonna have a quick meeting with Handgelina Jolie

by MutahMan March 6, 2011

handgela

a mans left hand gf

he jerked off with handgela

by reid January 26, 2003

Handgina Shake

When you shake a womans vagina via your hand to say good bye.

Wow, Eddy just met her and he gave her a handgina shake goodbye.

by Ganjus October 18, 2008

handjolina

What a male would name his left or right hand when ejaculating

shit handjolina did the trick last night, she made me cum faster then Palmala Handerson

by Caldoski March 22, 2009

handgina

Male masturbation; what a loser uses as a substitute for the vagina he never gets.

That fat bastard Dave always talks about all the girls he gets up in, but all he ever really gets is handgina.

by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003

handgina

When two fifth grade boys unite their hands together to take turns separating their hands to reveal the likeness of a vagina.

Wow that handgina looks almost like the real thing! HEHE!!

by thecreepingdemon May 6, 2009