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Definitions by OsirusR

saber-toothed tiger 

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".
"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."
saber-toothed tiger by osirusr September 23, 2011
a badger's vagina. The female sex organs of an animal belonging to the Mustelidae family.
Check out the size of that badgina!
badgina by OsirusR August 19, 2010

douchebaggers 

Teabaggers, namely ignorant, racist, Obama-hating conservatives who pitch a bitch every time Barack Obama does something to try to help poor bastards like them. Brainwashed by hateful conservative pundits, they have no idea that they are fighting against their own economic interest, but continue to publicly spout their ignorance and attempt to block the progress that this corrupt country so desperately needs.

They are conservatives, ergo they are douchebags: hence the term "douchebaggers." See also "douchebagger."
1. Boy, those douchebaggers on TV really have their panties in a bunch. What a pack of idiots. What are they so angry about?

2. Yollin keeps wearing his stupid Obama-bashing t-shirts. He's a real douchebagger.
douchebaggers by OsirusR July 6, 2010
another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.
Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!
squatch by OsirusR June 4, 2010

sarcasshole 

Man, that customer in the Apple Store was a real sarcasshole. He was really giving Nina a hard time.
sarcasshole by osirusr April 25, 2010
A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.
Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.
couche by osirusr March 22, 2010

john hits 

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.
I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.
john hits by osirusR February 5, 2010