Definitions by gootch

double handjobs 

where two girls give you a handjob at the same time

i was standin in the living room watching a tv show when sara and mara tag teamed my dick with their vagina ticklers and gave me a couple double handjobs.

double handjobs by gootch February 22, 2007

cumload 

the entire quantity of the substance of semen or cum that is ejaculated either onto your hand, her face, her chest, or your sink.

i jacked off a mean cumload and she used it like hair gel just like in the movie, there's something about mary

cumload by gootch February 22, 2007

chilly jordan 

This is a relatively new move. However, the chilly jordan was instantly made into a classic act as soon as it was performed for the first time. what you do is, either you or the bitch, takes a diarrhea in a shot glass. you take the shot, motorboat her boobs, punch her in the vagina, and then hi fives all around!!!!

The bitch was annoying me earlier, so when i was finishing up my chilly jordan, i punched her extra hard... mike was there to give me an extra good hi five.

chilly jordan by gootch November 8, 2006

hot carl 

a hot carl is simply when you take a mad dook on da bitch's face, then, using a serving spoon, scoop exactly half of the terds up and shove them into a tube sock. no sooner do u then squish the tube sock in between her legs and rub it against her vaginal hairs, than you swing the sock around and smack her bitch ass in the face with it.

i saw my friend carl today, and he inspired me to do a hot carl with some bitch tonight, needless to say... i had to buy a new pair of socks.

hot carl by gootch November 8, 2006