hairnt

A transcendental greeting, typically used in a whimsical way to someone you know well.

"Hairnt!"

by hoosier farmer March 31, 2009

hairnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

haintey

A snobby, know-it-all, pretentious attitude. Similar in definition to hincty, but with much more flare.

You're attitude is very haintey! It's just too much. You are not even a member of this band yet, honey!

How she gonna come up in here all haintey when I know she got on some $2 shoes with that dress.

by Shabomba May 16, 2007

hairnado

A pubic phenomenon of massive growth. This happens when the hair on the external pubic region is in excess of the available surface area, thus forcing the growth into a turbulent swirling tornado of hair and debris.

Once I saw my date's hairnado, I had to run for cover in the basement!

by Yoga Mom August 19, 2011

Hairtip

A Rare case in which the tip of a males penis suffers hair growth on the foreskin. Like a pigeon slightly sticking his beak out of a tree bush.

A: I saw a hairtip in the locker room today
B: What's a hairtip?
A: Look down maybe? Lol

by Schoolboy Quavo October 31, 2016

hairtard

A disparaging nickname for someone who has styled their hair into something truly horrific.

It’s hard to fathom how someone with so much money could be such a flagrant and clueless hairtard.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Hairtriggerdick

Someone who cums exceptionally easily and quickly.

Thanks to his hairtriggerdick he's cumming in like 10 seconds and i just sit there awkwardly wondering what happened

by munkie November 11, 2006