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Hairnuts

When your nuts are super hairy
I found out Bob had hairnuts last night
by Dab on the dick August 14, 2016
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Free Haircuts

The act of complete annihilation and/or embarrassment of your enemy while compiling a large amount of headshots in any FPS online match. The claimant must have a majority of his/her kills come from headshots before he/she can claim to have opened up shop.
Dude, last night on COD Sean was pwning noobs and giving kids free haircuts left and right. It was unreal!
by ShooterMERKgavin July 12, 2011
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hairnus

A sly word from the prefix, 'hair' and suffix, 'nus' (short for anus) which describes the filthy hair which cascades from your butthole and runs down your gooch.
Yo dude my hairnus is so long I could almost plat it!
by frazdog May 1, 2011
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emo haircuts

Boys-Side fringe going down to the chin. The rest is cut short and spiked up.

Girls-Hair is dark brown or black, also with a side fringe wich go's down to the mid cheek. Usally a head band is worn at the root of the fringe.

The fringe is sometimes dyed blonde.
My hair is like it...(the girl version,coz im a girl)trust me!
EMO HAIRCUTS RULE!
by Emo763 June 26, 2006
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Hairguts

When a person does not know how to properly tease hair , the result is a mangled mess that ressembles guts , hence Hairguts
dude , that chick does not know what she's doing she has hairguts .
by Hairguts April 1, 2009
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hairnets

hairnets are people, who have that greasy slicked back hair or stringy slimed down hair. often found wearing hairnets.
by rottenriot December 29, 2003
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haircuts

Noun, plural. Another way to describe a group of hipsters. Refers to the type of haircut now seen on many. Examples include dramatic sweeping bangs that cover both eyes and half the face, a fauxhawk, or mullet. Moderately derogative term as it is meant to make fun of the often seen and now unoriginal style.
"Hey, did you go see that new indie band at Popscene on Thursday?"

"Yeah, the haircuts were all there"
by supercuts September 15, 2008
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