hairnets 

hairnets are people, who have that greasy slicked back hair or stringy slimed down hair. often found wearing hairnets.

"Alex is such a hairnet!"

hairnets by rottenriot December 29, 2003

hairnet 

A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.

"You’ll put on those kitchen whites, the glasses, and the hairnet."
Stephen King, 11/22/63

hairnet by gjordanov August 21, 2012

Hairlets 

Hairlet Weak or thin haired males that blame there sub-par genetics on psuedo-science, claiming high testosterone causes male pattern baldness.

Typically sub-30yr old men making excuses for their sentient life style and weak genetic makeup.

hairlets"ugh, i couldn't wait for john to leave.. he talked about his receding hairline for two hours, the dude is 23yr's old. What an absolute Hairlet. And at my grandmothers funeral of all places."

Hairlets by assfartfuckfacedickbutboobhole April 9, 2019

Alaskan Hairnet 

When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)

AHhhhh dude......ive never pulled off such a bewildering alaskan Hairnet.....it was glorious.

Alaskan Hairnet by Elperuvianstallion August 23, 2011

hairnet 

The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.

Man, that water was so cold I had some painful hairnet action.

hairnet by Hugh Jass Ho October 13, 2005

hairlets 

stubble, early stages of a mustache

early stages of a mustache are hairlets

hairlets by hairlets January 16, 2011

Hairnuts 

When your nuts are super hairy

I found out Bob had hairnuts last night

Hairnuts by Dab on the dick August 14, 2016