hairnets
hairnets are people, who have that greasy slicked back hair or stringy slimed down hair. often found wearing hairnets.
hairnets by rottenriot December 29, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Related Words
Hairlets
Hairlet Weak or thin haired males that blame there sub-par genetics on psuedo-science, claiming high testosterone causes male pattern baldness.
Typically sub-30yr old men making excuses for their sentient life style and weak genetic makeup.
Typically sub-30yr old men making excuses for their sentient life style and weak genetic makeup.
hairlets"ugh, i couldn't wait for john to leave.. he talked about his receding hairline for two hours, the dude is 23yr's old. What an absolute Hairlet. And at my grandmothers funeral of all places."
Hairlets by assfartfuckfacedickbutboobhole April 9, 2019
Alaskan Hairnet
When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)
Alaskan Hairnet by Elperuvianstallion August 23, 2011
hairnet
The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.
hairnet by Hugh Jass Ho October 13, 2005
Hairnuts
Hairnuts by Dab on the dick August 14, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026