hairnets
hairnets are people, who have that greasy slicked back hair or stringy slimed down hair. often found wearing hairnets.
hairnets by rottenriot December 29, 2003
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A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.
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Hairlets
Hairlet Weak or thin haired males that blame there sub-par genetics on psuedo-science, claiming high testosterone causes male pattern baldness.
Typically sub-30yr old men making excuses for their sentient life style and weak genetic makeup.
Typically sub-30yr old men making excuses for their sentient life style and weak genetic makeup.
hairlets"ugh, i couldn't wait for john to leave.. he talked about his receding hairline for two hours, the dude is 23yr's old. What an absolute Hairlet. And at my grandmothers funeral of all places."
Hairlets by assfartfuckfacedickbutboobhole April 9, 2019
Alaskan Hairnet
When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)
Alaskan Hairnet by Elperuvianstallion August 23, 2011
hairnet
The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trapped by an entangled mass of pubic hair.
hairnet by Hugh Jass Ho October 13, 2005
Hairnuts
Hairnuts by Dab on the dick August 14, 2016