hairtard 

A disparaging nickname for someone who has styled their hair into something truly horrific.

It’s hard to fathom how someone with so much money could be such a flagrant and clueless hairtard.

hairtard by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

hartard 

a hartard is one who acts in a retarded manner. the word

hartard is the level 2 retard who has committed an act of

extreme stupidity.

Ex. my associate gabe is a hartard

because he folded up a $5.00 bill and tried to put it in

the coin slot.

hartard by jackimmo October 28, 2005

Hartard 

Obnoxious rider of Harley Davidson motorcycles. Particularly, riders wearing homoerotic leather garb and motorcycles with loud pipes.

The peace and quiet of the morning was shattered by the arrival of a large group of leather clad Hartards, hell bent on disrupting the heterosexual normalcy of the little town.

Hartard by Chevy Rickets November 9, 2018