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A disparaging nickname for someone who has styled their hair into something truly horrific.

It’s hard to fathom how someone with so much money could be such a flagrant and clueless hairtard.

hairtard by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

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hartard

a hartard is one who acts in a retarded manner. the word

hartard is the level 2 retard who has committed an act of

extreme stupidity.

Ex. my associate gabe is a hartard

because he folded up a $5.00 bill and tried to put it in

the coin slot.

hartard by jackimmo October 28, 2005

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Hartard

Obnoxious rider of Harley Davidson motorcycles. Particularly, riders wearing homoerotic leather garb and motorcycles with loud pipes.

The peace and quiet of the morning was shattered by the arrival of a large group of leather clad Hartards, hell bent on disrupting the heterosexual normalcy of the little town.

Hartard by Chevy Rickets November 9, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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