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Hair Braided 

Code word that means (head, Blow job) that hoes (whores) use when they are trying to fool the person they are talking to.
Gurl I braided his hair last night. Thought I'd need my stomach pumped.

Hey babe, I'm going to Kim's house, her hubby wants his hair braided

damn it's been a minute since my head been braided real good
Hair Braided by Raybudd August 11, 2010

hair brained scheme 

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
hair brained scheme by armaniGT October 13, 2006

ass hair braider 

-Insult- One who likes to braid their own ass hair or braids anothers ass hair.
Yo motherfucker your an ass hair braider
ass hair braider by Serial March 11, 2004

hair in a braid 

Enjoying the festivities with the maximum enthusiasm. Being the life of the party.
He was there with his hair in a braid.

Brady Hair 

Brady Hair - The Legendary hair, of a Legendary man. A masculine cut but a beauty and shine that is admired by all. Woman would kill to have hair as lush as his own. Having a "Brady" cut will make you the the God of sexy hair.
"I just spent $500 dollars at the salon and i still don not have as amazing hair as Brady Hair."

- Anonymous Girl
Brady Hair by namenuj September 6, 2011

braiding my pubic hair 

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.
This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!