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A nut-sack is a guy's scrotum.
Awww -- he hit me in the nut-sack!
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I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!
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A throat-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has while he's being deep-throated.
I deep-throated my cadet roomie and swallowed his throat-gasm!
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I eat my teen cum after I jack off!
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A dildo jack-off is the preferred masturbation technique my cadet roomie uses to give a cumgasm -- he fucks me with a 10" dildo up my boy-hole, and jacks me off until I have a cumgasm, while he's fucking me with the dildo and I'm sucking his dick.
My cadet roomie gave me a dildo jack-off, and we both enjoy it -- I was sucking a cumgasm out of him, and enjoying being fucked as I blew my load!
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A Dick Whisperer is my cadet roomie, who can make me have a cumgasm by whispering to my dick "CUM!" while he gently strokes my cock.
My cadet roomie, the Dick Whisperer, can make me cum by talking to my cock!
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soap hair is the pubic & ass hair that sticks to the provided soap in the cadet showers.
I always use my own shower gel when I take a shower because the provided bar soap is always has soap hair stuck to it!
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