703 definitions by USAF Cadet

cum-balloon

A cum-balloon is a latex receptacle that a guy wears to catch his pleasure-gasm when he fucks another young guy in his bum-hole and makes him eat it.
I bought a cum-balloon or 5, and I'm gonna fuck Jason's pleasure-chute tonight!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
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male model

A male model is an awesome young guy with a perfect dick who likes to show off his athletic body.
When I was a seventeen-year-old teenager, some guy at the park swimming pool asked me if I wanted to be a male model, but I'd have had to move to New York.
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
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spoiled rich-boy prat

A spoiled rich-boy prat is a guy who gets everything he wants, whose parents are wealthy, and who is arrogant, proud, and blond-haired.
My cadet roomie, Matt, thinks I'm a spoiled rich-boy prat -- dunno - maybe I am!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
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high & tight

high & tight is a circumscision method that surgeons use when they cut off completely the entire foreskin and frenulum of a guy's dick, and the circumcision scar is about 1/4 to 1/2 of the way down the shaft of the little dude's dick, leaving the guy's dick skin tight.
My roomie , Matt, is cut high & tight, as am I!
by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020
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high & tight

high & tight is how some cadets (like me) are circumcised.
My cadet roomie is circumcised and cut high & tight like me!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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Ass Grommet

An Ass Grommet is a rubber sex-toy from MEO available in several sizes that keeps a guy's asshole wide open -- his anal opening is stretched more or less permanenty so his butt-fuckers can get their big dicks into his ass easily. May be worn 24/7 so a dude gets his boy-hole opened wide for easy access. No more saying "Stop! It's too big!" when some hottie wants to poke a hole with his cum-cannon.
Matt bought me an Ass Grommet so I'll be able to enjoy his and other cadets crotch-rockets!
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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cumburger

A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.
A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine

and made me eat their cumburgers!
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
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