703 definitions by USAF Cadet
A cum-balloon is a latex receptacle that a guy wears to catch his pleasure-gasm when he fucks another young guy in his bum-hole and makes him eat it.
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
When I was a seventeen-year-old teenager, some guy at the park swimming pool asked me if I wanted to be a male model, but I'd have had to move to New York.
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
A spoiled rich-boy prat is a guy who gets everything he wants, whose parents are wealthy, and who is arrogant, proud, and blond-haired.
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
high & tight is a circumscision method that surgeons use when they cut off completely the entire foreskin and frenulum of a guy's dick, and the circumcision scar is about 1/4 to 1/2 of the way down the shaft of the little dude's dick, leaving the guy's dick skin tight.
by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020
high & tight is how some cadets (like me) are circumcised.
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
An Ass Grommet is a rubber sex-toy from MEO available in several sizes that keeps a guy's asshole wide open -- his anal opening is stretched more or less permanenty so his butt-fuckers can get their big dicks into his ass easily. May be worn 24/7 so a dude gets his boy-hole opened wide for easy access. No more saying "Stop! It's too big!" when some hottie wants to poke a hole with his cum-cannon.
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine
and made me eat their cumburgers!
and made me eat their cumburgers!
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021