haiga 

Haiga is typically an introverted person. She loves socializing with people she knows well but needs to be recharged after that. Haiga is often feel stressed out, maybe half-depressed, for the mess she made in her life. She often feel lonely. Until she finds Oreki Houtarou who fit her so much. But he is 2D and the reality hurts Haiga's heart. Daydreaming is her passion, she really is passionate about that so much. She loves the idea that learning things is fun, but she often feel lazy even to wake up from her sweet dreams in Tiplington.

- Haiga avoids romantic feeling towards person because she knows it will hurt her heart someday.
- Haiga, stop scrolling through social media and start reading!

haiga by orekichan November 22, 2021

Haifa 

A such a beautiful person inside and out, she's kind and a good person, I'm so lucky to know her.

“I'm lucky to know ya Haifa”

Haifa by NΛ August 24, 2020

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Hagabadla 

The phrase uttered when speaking to an incredibly attractive human.

Hot Girl: "You can lift THAT much? Wow!"
Gym Dude: "Hagabadla"
Hot Girl: "...ok"

Hagabadla by helpmefindnemo5 February 27, 2015

Merle Haggard 

Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.

That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.

Merle Haggard by Patrick Roughen October 10, 2007

Hagapp 

A phrase similar to a war cry, often used to display dominance over an opponent during battle. The term was coined by Big Tex (RIP), a chess player on the YouTube channel Coffee Chess.

That's your move!? That's not a move! Whatcha think about this...hagapp!

Hagapp by SavedbyGod February 27, 2021

Lev Haiba 

Lev Haiba is a character from the popular sports/volleyball anime Haikyuu!! and plays as the middle blocker for the Nekoma team. His team number is 11 and his latest goal is to become Nekoma's ace.

Person 1: Who's your favorite character?

Person 2: Lev Haiba!

Person 1: You mean the really tall Russian guy from Nekoma?

Person 2: ...Yeah.

Lev Haiba by xSeafoam0Eyesx July 14, 2020