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hagazine 

hagazine (hag uzz een) NOUN. A magazine for or about ugly old women.
Me - Everyone in that rag is a withered old crone from Orange County with five facelifts and three dead husbands. Yer creepin' me out, girl. Why are you reading that hagazine?

Her - Shut up, I'm doing my anthropology homework on early humans.
hagazine by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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Haigaz • hagazine • haiga • haigan • Haighz
She is very nice and she loves her friends and family. She gets mad very easily and very beautiful. She is clingy can be annoying sometimes. Cares about everybody and would do anything for a special person in her life. Gets mad when people don’t text back fast but answers pretty fast.
She seems like a Haigan
haigan by 74928474 May 13, 2018
Haiga is typically an introverted person. She loves socializing with people she knows well but needs to be recharged after that. Haiga is often feel stressed out, maybe half-depressed, for the mess she made in her life. She often feel lonely. Until she finds Oreki Houtarou who fit her so much. But he is 2D and the reality hurts Haiga's heart. Daydreaming is her passion, she really is passionate about that so much. She loves the idea that learning things is fun, but she often feel lazy even to wake up from her sweet dreams in Tiplington.
- Haiga avoids romantic feeling towards person because she knows it will hurt her heart someday.
- Haiga, stop scrolling through social media and start reading!
haiga by orekichan November 22, 2021
Some say this human spends 8 hours a day on Valorant. They would be right. He used to be single, that has not changed. He has failed both spanish & English because he only speaks Arabian however he is very talented at sports. Once you get to know him, he will become an essential part of your life. We love you Haighz.
Everyone: Hi Haighz!

Haighz: ما أخبارك
Haighz by SmolMik June 18, 2021
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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