Probably the most unwinnable game since the computerwas able to play with you. Basically, if you win, you feel like a celebrity, and if you lose, well, you die a little inside.
Dude that just won chess: "YES. I FEEL LIKE A GOD!"
Dude that just loss chess: "......I'm gonna go kill myself."
Dude that just loss chess: "......I'm gonna go kill myself."
by crotchetyteenager November 25, 2010
The game that depends on your life. The game you lose at. This game is precious,more precious than memes, this game relies on you are the games owner, you are the games father. this game is in your hands
by Nesquikkid October 13, 2019
by IsaacIsWrong101 February 3, 2020
Chess is a sport
by Chess is a sport February 14, 2019
by rocketman77049 December 7, 2009
We play chess, blitz and bullet, straining to see through the squares and into the unseen world of possibilities.
by Adel7 January 13, 2008
A game that's a lot harder than you think it is.
The most underrated game in human history.
A game that has been completely fucked over by ignorant shitheads who spit dirt on the game that now has a reputation of being easy, that "it's just strategy."
Yes, they are right that chess is only strategy. I wonder why they haven't googled "best chess strategies" and become a world champion?
The complexity of the game is summarized best by Grandmaster Huebner: "Those who say they understand chess, understand nothing."
The most underrated game in human history.
A game that has been completely fucked over by ignorant shitheads who spit dirt on the game that now has a reputation of being easy, that "it's just strategy."
Yes, they are right that chess is only strategy. I wonder why they haven't googled "best chess strategies" and become a world champion?
The complexity of the game is summarized best by Grandmaster Huebner: "Those who say they understand chess, understand nothing."
Chess Player: Hey do you play chess?
Non-Chess Player: No, but when I was in 5th grade I beat my teacher! Isn't that amazing?
Chess Player: Smiles and quickly walks away, thinking, "Why do others just can't understand that age has nothing to do with chess! Beating a 50 year old who played only two games in his whole life is NOT impressive compared to beating a 6 year old who've been playing for a year! Do they really think adults played fucking chess their whole life and are supposed to be better? In last tournament I got fucked over by a 13 year old and then beat six adults and got second place with $2,000 prize money. Oh, like this dumbass'll even let me finish that last sentence before he laughts his ass of."
Non-Chess Player: No, but when I was in 5th grade I beat my teacher! Isn't that amazing?
Chess Player: Smiles and quickly walks away, thinking, "Why do others just can't understand that age has nothing to do with chess! Beating a 50 year old who played only two games in his whole life is NOT impressive compared to beating a 6 year old who've been playing for a year! Do they really think adults played fucking chess their whole life and are supposed to be better? In last tournament I got fucked over by a 13 year old and then beat six adults and got second place with $2,000 prize money. Oh, like this dumbass'll even let me finish that last sentence before he laughts his ass of."
by Melvin720911111 October 13, 2009