haemarrhoid

A word often used to describe really annoying people

(person's name e.g. rachel) was being such a haemarrhoid yesterday!

by Nicks27068818 May 17, 2006

Haemorrhoid Buster

Derogatory name for a Homosexual.

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”

by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.

by Phuqit November 22, 2011

Hemerrhoid Tarp

Another name for thong underwear.

Q: Do you wear granny panties?

A: No I prefer hemerrhoid tarps

by Melunn June 5, 2020

Hemorrhoid

Swollen veins in or outside the anus

that dude is a hemorrhoid

by dhar woman July 7, 2022

human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.

That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!

by chezo July 22, 2009

haemorrhoid

1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.

2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)

3) Any pain in the arse.

Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.

by sociopath9 May 1, 2009