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An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
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1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.
2. An indication of time.
2. An indication of time.
1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.
2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.
2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
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by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
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Jack: Did you vote yesterday?
Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.
Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.
Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.
Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
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Token, clueless female added to a TV show to fulfil the female demographic, the show having obvious masculine appeal with said female likely to be of more interest to the viewers than some 450HP motor going into an old Chev.
See - "eye candy".
See - "eye candy".
The token cunt on the Rebuilders show managed to break a nail while sanding a panel - and was immediately swarmed with compassionate (and sweaty) male co-workers, offering sympathy.
by sociopath9 January 20, 2010
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1) Island state south of Victoria, Australia.
2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).
3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.
2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).
3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.
Bill: "Why has Wendy got that awful scar on the side of her neck?"
Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."
Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."
by sociopath9 May 02, 2009
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1. An indication of personal preference, sometimes anonymous, design to effect the outcome of an event or choice or events.
2. Something you do to give yourself a nice warm feeling, but no one really notices.
2. Something you do to give yourself a nice warm feeling, but no one really notices.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
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