Haemorhoid

Synonym for unwanted person or group not able to take hints about going away and leaving people alone.

Has been referred to a certain class of whinging immigrants (Poms - see Brit, Limey, English).
Why are poms like haemorhoids? They come out, are a pain in the arse and they wont go back.
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
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Applicunt

An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.
At this place, we only get two kinds of customer. Applicants and applicunts.
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
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Gungible

I was just doing 10km over the speed limit when I got gunged by the traffic gungibles.
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thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush
George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.
by sociopath9 May 02, 2009
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haemorrhoid

1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.

2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)

3) Any pain in the arse.
Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.
by sociopath9 May 01, 2009
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dingo woman

A woman picked up at a bar LATE one night that you wake up in bed with the next morning - and who is so horrifically ugly and down right repugnant - that you would rather a dingo gnawed your arm off so you can escape, than wake her up by moving it.
I woke up with this dingo woman last Saturday morning and barely escaped with bachelorhood intact.
by sociopath9 January 19, 2010
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Vote

1. An indication of personal preference, sometimes anonymous, design to effect the outcome of an event or choice or events.

2. Something you do to give yourself a nice warm feeling, but no one really notices.
Dont vote, it only encourages them.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
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