17 definition by sociopath9

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Despicable person.

Man hating/using woman.

Woman of low moral regard. See WHORE.
My ex-wife is a cunt.

Dont buy a car from that cunt, he'll rip you off.

Fuck off, cunt.
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

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1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush
George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.
by sociopath9 May 02, 2009

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The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.
After the impeachment, the voting at the next election was furious.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

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1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.

2. An indication of time.
1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.

2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

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1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.

2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)

3) Any pain in the arse.
Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.
by sociopath9 May 01, 2009

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An applicant for a position or process (e.g., certification) who is the lowest common denominator of applicant who causes the most trouble for the least result and basically manages to shoot themselves in the foot (tread on their own dick) at every turn.
At this place, we only get two kinds of customer. Applicants and applicunts.
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

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Token, clueless female added to a TV show to fulfil the female demographic, the show having obvious masculine appeal with said female likely to be of more interest to the viewers than some 450HP motor going into an old Chev.

See - "eye candy".
The token cunt on the Rebuilders show managed to break a nail while sanding a panel - and was immediately swarmed with compassionate (and sweaty) male co-workers, offering sympathy.
by sociopath9 January 20, 2010

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