sociopath9's definitions

Thick

a) Substantive, has depth

b) High Viscosity

c) Stupid

a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck

b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.

c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.

by sociopath9 January 7, 2010

Gungible

Policeman, copper, flatfoot

I was just doing 10km over the speed limit when I got gunged by the traffic gungibles.

by sociopath9 January 19, 2010

dingo woman

A woman picked up at a bar LATE one night that you wake up in bed with the next morning - and who is so horrifically ugly and down right repugnant - that you would rather a dingo gnawed your arm off so you can escape, than wake her up by moving it.

I woke up with this dingo woman last Saturday morning and barely escaped with bachelorhood intact.

by sociopath9 January 19, 2010

Token Cunt

Token, clueless female added to a TV show to fulfil the female demographic, the show having obvious masculine appeal with said female likely to be of more interest to the viewers than some 450HP motor going into an old Chev.

See - "eye candy".

The token cunt on the Rebuilders show managed to break a nail while sanding a panel - and was immediately swarmed with compassionate (and sweaty) male co-workers, offering sympathy.

by sociopath9 January 20, 2010

Voting

The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.

After the impeachment, the voting at the next election was furious.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

Contagious

1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.

2. An indication of time.

1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.

2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

body politic

A group of enfranchised individuals who delude themselves into thinking that their vote actually counts for something, every time an election occurs.

George W treated the body politic like Nero treated the masses of Rome - by providing Bread and Circuses - in order to disguise the real issues (or an actual lack of them).

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010