1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.

2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)

3) Any pain in the arse.
Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.
by sociopath9 May 1, 2009
Get the haemorrhoid mug.
A varicose dilatation of a vein of the superior or inferior haemorrhoidal plexus, resulting from a persistent increase in venous pressure.
Presents as a livid and painful swelling formed by the dilation of the blood vessels around the margin of, or within, the anus, from which blood or mucus is occasionally discharged. This is called haemorrhoids.
by Mhairhi Dunn November 8, 2007
Get the haemorrhoids mug.
“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016
Get the Haemorrhoid Buster mug.
As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.
"He likes to take it up the haemorrhoid aisle"
by Amy1993 April 6, 2010
Get the haemorrhoid aisle mug.
Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.
Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.
by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019
Get the Hipster Haemorrhoid mug.