yackcident

An unfortunate mishap caused by putting your foot in your mouth.

Don Imus really created a major yackcident when he foolishly uttered his infamously disgraceful "nappy-headed hos" remark.

by QuacksO July 13, 2020

Jackcident

A Jackcident is when a male human is masturbating over erotic material, but accidentally cums at the moment that the camera is looking at the male porn actors face or there is no one but the male porn actors in shot.

1. Jim was enjoying a good bishop bash, until he jackcidented all over the place

2. Bob: I had such a Jackcident last night!
James: You're a homosexual! Don't you deny it!
Bob: Seriously dude, it was a Jackcident!

by Smeep June 24, 2008

Yakcident

accidentally upvoting a post on yik yak that you meant to downvote (and vice versa). Yakcidents suck because you can't undo a yakcident. Also used as yakcidental and yakcidentally.

Ahhh shit man, I yakcidentally downvoted my own yak!

by whodawhat October 24, 2014

wackcident

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.

"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."

by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

yakcident

A pile or puddle of nondescript goop left by an unidentified family member, usually a dog or a cat or another non-human, ambulatory creature.

Careful where you walk; one of the cats had a yakcident in the living room this morning and there might be more that I haven't discovered yet.

by bellbottoms August 16, 2011

Rackcident

(n.) An accident that occurs because you're distracted by a girl's rack.

The unreal rackage is L.A. is often the cause of rackcidents on local roads.

by Slugboy1122 December 19, 2008

hackcident

when you and another person are hacky sacking and both people try to hack it and continue the hack circle

oh shit! we just had a hackcident and we are getting laid tonight

by bonghitsallnight420 June 14, 2010