handcident

When you are walking in a hallway or a sidewalk and someone accidentally swings their hand back while walking and hits your dick.

I was heading to bio when the kid in front of me accidentally swung his hand right into my junk, it was an awkward handcident.

by Slayer_Kid July 19, 2016

Hapcident

A unplanned for situation/accident that is pleasant or happy;

An accidental event that brings joy instead of grief.

The breaking of the ugly vase was such a hapcident !

They met due to a fender bender, it was a hapcident.

by WordGirlQueen December 27, 2011

Handidexterous

Being able to give a hand job with either hand

Lucy could give a hand job with either hand: she was handidexterous

by Slywhiteguy October 24, 2015

hackcident

when you and another person are hacky sacking and both people try to hack it and continue the hack circle

oh shit! we just had a hackcident and we are getting laid tonight

by bonghitsallnight420 June 14, 2010

haccident

A happy accident! An accidental action, event, incident, or occurence that has a positive outcome.

It was a haccident when I took the wrong street and I ended up getting there faster.

by DarinB September 7, 2020

Hencident

Any incident that was directly caused by the consumption of Hennessy

I had a hencident at the bar last night.

by Rarryboy October 1, 2022

Handidextrous

Able to use the right and left hands equally well to masturbate.

He became handidextrous after carpal tunnel surgery because he was forced to pleasure himself with his non dominant hand.

by Witty Whit June 6, 2024