A harbanje is the first
dump of the morning after a heavy night'
s drinking. Don't pretend that you don't know how satisfying that first
crap of the
day is. Your body, after hours of
heavy-duty punishment, bad dancing and disturbed
sleep, is making its first attempt to kick out all the shit (quite literally) that you've filled it with. Once it'
s plopped out, you feel at least 3000% better, at last ready to face the world outside with a respectable (yet not excessive) amount of fresh-faced enthusiasm.
Please note that, while harbanje can be used in many of the contexts associated with its everyday cousin, the shit, it is not quite as versatile: it is merely a noun and cannot be used as a verb or an adjective. There is much possibility for incorrect usage.