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A powerful creature who roams the ocean floor in FF7.

So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
I beat Emerald in just 12 minutes without using KOTR.
by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004
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The most powerful of Cloud Strife's level 2 Limit Breaks. Cloud skewers a single enemy with his sword and leaps high into the air, causing massive physical damage.
Cloud killed the Bandersnatch with Climhazzard.
by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004
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Cruel person who should be known as a "Gaggist". They love to stick strange tools down your throat to gag you.
That stupid Gaggist shoved a huge metal fluoride tray in my mouth. I gagged and vomited all over the place.
by Master Tonberry January 5, 2005
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A reverse psychology trick Edd used on Ed.
Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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A line said by Edd when Ed's rancid underwear landed on his face.
Edd: Ed's underwear! (gags) Soap! I need soap!
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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The least recognized WEAPON in FF7, mainly because you don't get to fight it. Its the one that attacks Junon Harbor and gets its head blown off by the Cannon.
Sapphire WEAPON's head was blown off by the big Cannon at Junon Harbor.
by Master Tonberry February 7, 2005
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What happened when Patrick shaped his back to look like a face.
Patrick: Hi there, SpongeBob. My name is Patback!

SpongeBob: Ha! That is disturbing!
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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