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Gurney Girl 

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics
A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…
Gurney Girl by Samc28 July 15, 2021
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A term used by the Youtuber FGTEEV Duddy. Being called a gurkey turkey is the equivalent to being called a scaredy cat.
"Oh, you're such a gurkey turkey!"
"What can I say? I'm kind of a gurkey turkey."
Gurkey by corey2525 December 30, 2020

Dick Gurney 

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock
I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...
Dick Gurney by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015
noun- person, place or thing.

a gurb could be anything (hoe, money,girl, boy,etc.)
DJ : Tell that bitch in milwaukee i need my bucks if it aint bout gurbs i dot give no fuck
I got Gurbys over here💃🏾 I got Gurbys in the 6 💃🏾I got Grubys in my house 💃🏾

All my Gurbys call me papi they don’t even got kids 💯
Gurby by Dubb🤟🏽 December 16, 2017

Robbing the gurney 

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.
Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.
Robbing the gurney by chico1181 November 22, 2010
The most amazing woman on this entire planet. She would be nice to a dead pigeon. She is amazing in bed all the time and the perfect woman to spoon.
Guy: Oh Shit thats a gurbet I gotta go marry her
gurbet by heisnberg October 12, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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