gurbey

The trust fun girl selling tie dye T-shirts in the lot of any jam band concert she attends.

Blowing out a cloud of smoke. Craig says, “Look out Jim, here comes Gurbey slinging her tie dye shirts again. Tell her two for one or hit the bricks!”

by Bleepblow June 6, 2024

Gurney Girl

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics

A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…

by Samc28 July 15, 2021

Gurkey

A term used by the Youtuber FGTEEV Duddy. Being called a gurkey turkey is the equivalent to being called a scaredy cat.

"Oh, you're such a gurkey turkey!"
"What can I say? I'm kind of a gurkey turkey."

by corey2525 December 30, 2020

Dick Gurney

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock

I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...

by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015

Gurby

noun- person, place or thing.

a gurb could be anything (hoe, money,girl, boy,etc.)
DJ : Tell that bitch in milwaukee i need my bucks if it aint bout gurbs i dot give no fuck

I got Gurbys over here💃🏾 I got Gurbys in the 6 💃🏾I got Grubys in my house 💃🏾

All my Gurbys call me papi they don’t even got kids 💯

by Dubb🤟🏽 December 16, 2017

Robbing the gurney

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.

Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.

by chico1181 November 22, 2010

gurbet

The most amazing woman on this entire planet. She would be nice to a dead pigeon. She is amazing in bed all the time and the perfect woman to spoon.

Guy: Oh Shit thats a gurbet I gotta go marry her

by heisnberg October 12, 2013