Gurney 

While there's no set definition for what "gurney" as an insult actually means, it is generally acknowledged to be a bad thing, and in no case, under any circumstance should "gurney" be used in a positive way. The term "gurney" can be used as an adjective or a noun (whichever works for the situation).

(theres also the literal definition: a four-wheeled stretcher for transporting hospital patients from place to place ;a wheeled cart or wagon with canvas sides, used in post offices to route mail.)

"Shut your gurney face"

"Screw you, you fuckin' gurney"

"Your mom's a gurney"

"They had to carry him out on a gurney"

Gurney by The jojo July 29, 2008

Gurney 

When any particular area of your genitals gets a random itch.

“Phwoarrr I’ve got a Gurney happening on my left flap badly, right now”

Gurney by Jancey June 8, 2018

Gurney 

A word only to be used in a negative way to describe a moozer, a schmoozer, or an otherwise Mooklin. Usually accompanied with the following nicknames: Mooklin, Mookster, Mikey Moo, McMichaelton, The Mook, Mookel, Mookelhaus, or Mookeltin. You can usually find him with henny, and when bae is squad but finna is lit.

Wow, that Mikey Mookster Mooklin McMichaelton is a real gurney.

Gurney by Eric Krisp December 13, 2016

gurney 

This word is another word for
“fat”
“enormous”

“YOU GURNEY”
“YOU ACTUAL GURNEY BEAR LOSE “Weight”

gurney by unknown barbie doll June 20, 2021

Gurney 

Gurney - ɡɝ .ni
- A word that, if you say it too fast, too much, sounds like a very widely known racial slur (the N-word).

Commonly used to prank friends to say the N-word

Guy 1 - “Hey you! Say gurney 10 times fast!”

Guy 2 - “Uhh ok, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney, gurney.”

Guy 1 - “Haha! Listen care What you just said!”

Guy 2 - “ Aww come on, go fuck yourself.”

Gurney by Mister_Craigy March 27, 2024

Gurney Girl 

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics

A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…

Gurney Girl by Samc28 July 15, 2021

gurney soldier 

One whom sits around at a hospital at the bedside of a patient.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.

While my wife's mother was in the hospital, her sister sat in the room at her bedside like a gurney soldier.

gurney soldier by DunnerWPB May 28, 2011